mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

(via caraknightley)

Rick perry is basically ensuring that texas will have a democrat governor in 2014 :-)

rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

(via flowur)

burghers:

Not Safe For Wimps

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)